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Design #PA30 Definition of a Liberal
The Definition of a Liberal - Someone so open minded that their brains have fallen out. This shirt brings a smile not just to conservatives but to everyone who's ever had to listen to the likes of Harry Reid or Al Franken.
 

Design #EL58  NOBama '08
The shirt that says it all for 2008. NObama. Not in a box not with a fox, not on a train not on a plane - sorry MSM we don't want "The One"
 

Design #EL57 Obama & Osama - Just A Little B.S.
This is the shirt that's driving liberals crazy. It's a real laugh getter
(It's a joke Lefties - you know like Michael Dukakis's candidacy - save your hate mail for the Boy Scouts or Homeschoolers)
Since they have no sense of humor, no respect for the 1st amendment, and nothing better to do (job, family, service)  the liberals are actually protesting a t-shirt.
 Are we really saying Obama is a mass murder? No, but his anti-American rants, cut and run foreign policy and choices in headwear have a bit in common with a certain finger wagging jihadi we all know.
 

Design #PA77 Uncle Sam Wants English
We live in the Great American Melting Pot. We love legal immigrants and can't blame anyone for wanting to be American so all we're asking is one simple thing - Speak English. This isn't Quebec. We don't do the two language thing here. Whether you just got off the plane from Ethiopia, your ancestors came on the Mayflower or your Great Great Grandpa came from Shanghai to lay railroad track we can all have some things in common - Life, Liberty the Pursuit of Happiness and English!
 

Design #PA76 Trust The Government
Government healthcare? No thanks. If we want to know how much we can trust the government just ask our Indian friends. The government's promises work out so well for them. This shirt featuring our "You can trust the government just ask an Indian." logo is on eof our few bi-partisan hits.
 

Design #PA80 Stop Global Whining
The liberals tell us we can stop global whining if we all just get rid of our cars and air conditioning, destroy the free market system and live like cavemen. Nice plan, but what can you do stop global WHINING? Buy this shirt. Slow reading Liberals start to smile when they see but their smile soon gets turned upside down. At conservativeshirts.com we're grateful to Al Gore for inventing the internet but the world will be a better place when he stops his Global Whining. Stop Global Whining - Gag A Liberal
 

Design #PA86 Keeping the Dream Alive
Uncle Joe Stalin was getting a little down in the dumps towards the end of the 20th century. Communism was collapsing everywhere and his own Soviet Union was no more. But alas from the heartland of America the Democrat party is offering up hope for a Soviet future. Barack & Hillary - Keeping the Dream alive for Communists from Berkley to wherever in Hell Stalin lives these days.
 

Design #PA81 Definition of Global Warming
The definition of Global Warming - A dangerous man-made phenomenon caused by the mixture of recycled Marxist ideas and junk science.  Wear this one to class on an "Inconvenient Truth" Day. This t-shirt teaches more about the true nature of global warming than 12 years of public school will.
 

Design #PA79 Rotary Dial Phone
Bring back the rotary dial phone so I don't have to press 1 for English. A nostalgic t-shirt that brings back the memory of the good old days when people answered the phone and Americans spoke English.
 

Design #PA51 Vote Democrat It's Easier Than Working
Vote Democrat - It's easier than working. This shirt will get you dirty looks from the guy buying sirloins with his food stamps. It's also a great help in teaching your kids why anyone would ever vote for a Democrat.
 

Design #EL56 The Audacity of Hype
Could this guy get any more arrogant? The Audacity of Hype is the true story of Barack Obama, his Marxist ideas, his partying college days, and his sympathies for our enemies.
 

Design #EL60  Barack - Same Old Socialism
Che Guevera - Barack Obama - Same Old Socialism. Tired of seeing pimply faced teenagers, drinking lattes that mommy's credit card paid for, sporting their Che shirts that glorify a mass murderer? Give it back with this shirt that shows that socialism is socialism no matter how much "hope and change" you wrap it in.
 

Design #EL51 Obama Scares Me
Does the thought of Barack Hussein Obama appointing 4 supreme court justices keep you awake at night?  This shirt sends a clear message.
 

Design #EL54 Bitter American
Obama says we're all just bitter small town Americans, clinging to our guns and religion. If you're proud of it let everyone know and get the shirt.
 

Design #EL54 Terrorists For Obama
Hezbollah, Hamas, an Al Qaeda have a favorite in the 2008 presidential race and it;s not that mean nasty, blow us all up John McCain. Nothing would bring a smile to the evil-doers face like the words President Barack Obama. This shirt shows our Terrorists for Obama 2008 - Because McCain just doesn't feel our pain logo.
 

Design #EL52 I Was A Sinner
Think Obama lacks a little good judgment in who he associates with? So do we. This shirt is sure to get a laugh. I was a Sinner 'til I was saved by Reverend Wright. Wear this one to the church picnic.
 

Design #PA48 Patriotism is Contagious
Democrats desperately want to win the votes of "NASCAR Dads" They want to spread their liberal stranglehold from out of the Left Coast and their urban slums to the heart of Red State America. But how do they do it? Some suggested that they stop insulting Christianity, Southerners, traditional families, small business people and the military but that seemed a little to extreme for them. There had to be a simple solution. Surely if they just went to one of those NASCAR things they could figure it all out.  But before they ventured into the heart of crackerdom, Talledega SuperSpeedway, the Democrats advised their congressional staffers to get shots for a half dozen communicable diseases. Wouldn't want to go out among the natives without our shots now would we? Well the they forgot one important virus that is pandemic in the Red States - Patriotism.
 

Design #PA92 America's Universities
- The Last Bastion of Communism
Communism has fallen Eastern Europe,. The Soviet Union is gone. The Berlin Wall fell almost 20 years ago. So where do you go to find good old fashion communist doctrine - try the poli-sci department of your local university. America's Universities - the last bastion of communism.
 

Design #PA91 Stay Out of My Village
This one's PG-13 but our customers have been begging us to print it and hey, I think we all share this sentiment.
 

Design #PA48 Stop Illegal Immigration
Build a wall - It's not that complicated. If you build it they won't come. Well maybe they'll still try but it'd sure be a heck of a lot harder and a lot of people won't bother. At Arizona Cap we love immigrants but for some peculiar reason we think they ought to come here legally.
 

Design #EL18 Don't Be A Girlie Man
Arnold Schwarzenegger may not be everyone's idea of a conservative icon but he did say it best at the 2004 GOP Convention. "Don't Be A Girlie Man, Vote Republican." Wear this one to work and drive your favorite pansy Democrats crazy.
 

Design #PA38  War Solved
Except for Ending Slavery Nazism & Genocide, War Has Never Solved Anything.
If you are sick of the "peace" protesters and liberal leftist demonstrating  in support of terrorists around the world show them the truth.  Let everyone know you support The President, the troops and winning the War on Islamo-Fascism. 
 

Design #PA46 Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme
Social Security is a joke and it's not a funny one.  (But this shirt is)
This shirt tells the truth about the Social Security system. It's nothing a but a pyramid scheme and if you or I sold an investment like Social Security we'd go to jail. America needs to privatize it's social security system so that people can really own their retirement instead of taking IOUs from a government that's 9 trillion dollars in debt. This is a great gift for any one who values common sense.
 

Design #PA54  21 Things I Learned from Hollywood
Tired of the BS you get out of Hollywood? This shirt guarantees laughs as it outlines the liberal lies and ridiculous Anti-American and Anti-Christian stereotypes that we are bombarded with in movies and television. Once you've read this shirt you'll never see another liberal Hollywood movie without thinking of it. This shirt is a great gift for your conservative friends and family and fun conversation piece to give your liberal friends.
 

Design #PA32 Diplomacy W Style
We've had the Monroe Doctrine and Truman Doctrine and today we have Diplomacy W Style. Just imagine President Bush drafting his letter to evil-doers and contemplating the correct Arabic spelling of the word "whoop-ass".  It's a great gift for political junkies. Some folks say this is pro George W. Bush others thinks it's a anti-Bush parody. Just as long as they keep buying it ...
 

Design #EL 13  Red States God Bless America
God bless America... and the blue states too. Wear this one to work and drive the Democrats crazy. This has been a bestseller since the 2000 election was updated with the 2004 electoral map  featuring our new red states of New Mexico, and Iowa. (condolences to the people of New Hampshire - it seems the Live Free or Die state is on life support.) Celebrate what's right about America.
 

Design #PA55 HIllary - Same Old Socialism
Che Guevera - Hillary Clinton - Same Old Socialism. Socialism is socialism even if it wear a skirt and talks with a fake southern accent.
 

Design #PA49  Conservatism
Classic conservatism. No artificial flavors added.