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Design #PA30 Definition of a Liberal
The Definition of a Liberal - Someone so open minded that their brains have fallen out. This shirt brings a smile not just to conservatives but to everyone who's ever had to listen to the likes of Harry Reid or Al Franken.
 

Design #PA114 Come and Take It -  Black Shirt White Ink
When the liberals want your guns we're sure you'll be happy to oblige them.
 

Design #PA117 Global Warming Is A Lie
The facts are out there for any honest scientist or citizen to see. Mankind is not causing the Earth to warm. Climate change is a function of nature and has been occurring since long before the first man rubbed two sticks together and created smog. The Global Warming movement is a tool of the anti-capitalist Left. It's time to call it what it is - A Lie. 
 

Design #PA93 A Penny Saved....
A penny saved... is a government oversight. The leviathan that is our federal government today would make old Ben Franklin cry.
 

Design #PA120 Please Don't Tell Obama
A plea from our children who are born with $55,000 in debt and growing. Please don't tell Obama what comes after a Trillion.
 

Design #PA62 Liberalism Kills
The numbers speak for themselves -
120 Million people murdered by Communism in the 20th Century.
50 Million unborn American Babies murdered since 1973.
70 Million dead from Malaria in the Third World since the DDT ban.
32 People slaughtered at Virginia Tech where
law abiding citizens are banned from carrying firearms.
During the Clinton Administration Al Qaeda killed 6 in the First
World Trade Center Bombing, 17 in the USS Cole Bombing, 300 in the African
Embassy Bombings, & 20 in the Khobar Towers bombing - all before 9-11
 

Design #PA119 So Far... The Change Sucks
It's hard to decided what you like best about the change so far, the double digit unemployment, the skyrocketing deficits and debt, the Islamic terror on our military bases.  So far, the change sucks.
 

Design #PA118 Right Wing Extremists
The media wants to call everyone who is not left of Mao a Right Wing Extremists. We are in good company. George Washington, John Adams, & Thomas Jefferson - The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
 

Design #PA90 You voted for him. You fix it.
Ever get tired of cleaning up after liberals? This is the shirt for you. Or better yet the perfect gift for your idiot brother-in-law who is still waiting for his unicorn ride.
 

Design #PA115 Government cannot give
"Government cannot give you anything
that it has not taken from someone else." This one is a big revelation to most liberals but the government doesn't create money out of thin air... well actually it does but that's another shirt. The point is that there are no free lunches in the real world. What the government is giving to some was taken from others.
 

Design #PA112 The Audacity of Dope
"Dude - I'm like the President - This is totally awesome. Hey! Don't touch my Cheetos or I'll totally nuke you." Yes America, you really did elect a stoner President.
 

Design #PA110 Join or Die - White Shirt
In 1754, two decades before the Revolution, Benjamin Franklin published his famous Join or Die cartoon. It would become a symbol of the new American union and rallying flag for patriots.
 

Design #PA113 - I'll keep my guns and freedom
I'll keep my guns and freedom. You can keep the change. Let  all of the Obamanoids know what they can do with their change. This shirt is patriot favorite for all of you bitter clingers..
 

Design #PA109 - Don't Tread On Me
From the Gadsen Flag to the modern tea party patriots the Don't Tread On Me rattlesnake is a symbol of liberty and a warning to all those that would dare to infringe upon it.
 

Design #PA108 - Come and Take It - AR-15
The symbol of modern gun rights - come and take it. If the government wants to take your guns they have a lesson in store. 
 

Design #PA116 - Molon Labe
When the Persian tyrant Xerxes demanded the Greek army at Thermopylae  surrender their weapons, the response of the Spartan king Leonidas was "molon labe" - come and take them. For those who will never surrender their arms -  the Molon Labe shirt.
 

Design #PA100 Who Is John Galt?
Ask the question. Make America think. Are we past the point of no return?
Do conservatives need to be buying property in Galt's Gulch?
 

Design #PA104  SHRUG!
This is the shirt for every American is who is tired of working their butt off just to have their hard earned rewards redistributed. It's time for Atlas to Shrug. Time for the looters to figure out how to run the country without the producers.
 

Design #PA105  Liberty 5-3000
This shirt celebrates individual liberty. If you don't get it pick up a copy Ayn Rand's Anthem. It's a quick read and paints a picture of dystopian future that's all too possible in our age of socialism and political correctness..
 

Design #PA106  Equality  5-3000
Just for ladies, this shirt celebrates individual liberty. If you don't get it pick up a copy Ayn Rand's Anthem. It's a quick read and paints a picture of dystopian future that's all too possible in our age of socialism and political correctness..
 

Design #PA94 Ron Paul Was Right
Love him or hate him, you have to admit Ron Paul sure ends up right a lot. Right about government spending, right the Bailout, right about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac... The list goes on. As the Obama administration marches on a lot more people will be wearing this shirt.
 

Design #PA95 Nugent 2012
So the moderate candiate thing didn't work so well for us in 2008. Next time around let's go all in. Nugent 2012! Let the Motor City Mad Man clean up Washington. Ted Nugent lovers, 2nd Amendment lovers, and patriots all over will love this design.
 

Design #PA96 Don't Blame Me I Voted For Palin
Not a lot of conservatives still want to shout for McCain but Sarah Palin on the other hand... This shirt you can wear with pride and no reservations. Don't Blame Me I Voted For Palin. 
 

Design #PA97 Wall Street Got A Bailout
Wall Street got a 700 billion dollar bailout an what did you get? The bill! Look for it around April 15th. Better yet, Uncle Sam will just put it on your tab. What is that these these day about 10 Trillion? Wall Street got a bailout and all I got was the bill. This shirt is a bipartisan hit.
 

Design #PA98 Reaganomics - Obamanomics
Reaganomics - Trickle down wealth or a rising tide lifts all boats. Obamanomics - Trickle up poverty or robbing Peter to pay Paul. Think of this as a 100% cotton pre-shrunk economics lesson.
 

Design #EL71 Palin 2012 Angels
Palin 2012 - No draggin' the old man with me this time. Get ready to set Sarah loose and watch out for the collateral damage.
 

Design #PA99 Not A Citizen - Not My President
If you were so lucky as to one day become elected president of the United States but millions of people thought you were ineligible because you were not a natural born citizen, you'd just pull out a copy of your birth certificate and shut them up once and for all wouldn't you?... Well unless you were born in Kenya.
 

Design #PA101 Why Does Change Seem So Familiar
Hope & Change! - New ideas like central planning, redistribution of wealth, and a domestic police force - Why do Obama's new ideas all seem so familiar? Here's a chance to educate some of those youngsters who were still in diapers when the Berlin Wall fell.
 

Design #PA102 The Only Change You Can Believe In
If you have a job, pay taxes, and work hard to raise a family, Barack Obama and the liberals have a plan for you - Change! You send them all you've got and they'll send you the change.
 

Design #PA103 Sometimes History Is Just A Bad Rerun
So we tried hard not make the comparison. We bit our tongues and gave him the benefit of the doubt but after the Nuremberg stage in Denver, and the chanting, saluting youth corps in Chicago it was just too much, too many flags (not American of course) posters of dear leader and vapid speeches. So let the liberals flame away but here's our rerun T.
 

Design #EL57 Obama & Osama - Just A Little B.S.
This is the shirt that's driving liberals crazy. It's a real laugh getter
(It's a joke Lefties - you know like Michael Dukakis's candidacy - save your hate mail for the Boy Scouts or Homeschoolers)
Since they have no sense of humor, no respect for the 1st amendment, and nothing better to do (job, family, service)  the liberals are actually protesting a t-shirt.
 Are we really saying Obama is a mass murderer? No, but his anti-American rants, cut and run foreign policy and choices in headwear have a bit in common with a certain finger wagging jihadi we all know.
 

Design #PA77 Uncle Sam Wants English
We live in the Great American Melting Pot. We love legal immigrants and can't blame anyone for wanting to be American so all we're asking is one simple thing - Speak English. This isn't Quebec. We don't do the two language thing here. Whether you just got off the plane from Ethiopia, your ancestors came on the Mayflower or your Great Great Grandpa came from Shanghai to lay railroad track we can all have some things in common - Life, Liberty the Pursuit of Happiness and English!
 

Design #PA76 Trust The Government
Government healthcare? No thanks. If we want to know how much we can trust the government just ask our Indian friends. The government's promises work out so well for them. This shirt featuring our "You can trust the government just ask an Indian." logo is on eof our few bi-partisan hits.
 

Design #PA80 Stop Global Whining
The liberals tell us we can stop global whining if we all just get rid of our cars and air conditioning, destroy the free market system and live like cavemen. Nice plan, but what can you do stop global WHINING? Buy this shirt. Slow reading Liberals start to smile when they see but their smile soon gets turned upside down. At conservativeshirts.com we're grateful to Al Gore for inventing the internet but the world will be a better place when he stops his Global Whining. Stop Global Whining - Gag A Liberal
 

Design #PA86 Keeping the Dream Alive
Uncle Joe Stalin was getting a little down in the dumps towards the end of the 20th century. Communism was collapsing everywhere and his own Soviet Union was no more. But alas from the heartland of America the Democrat party is offering up hope for a Soviet future. Barack & Hillary - Keeping the Dream alive for Communists from Berkley to wherever in Hell Stalin lives these days.
 

Design #PA81 Definition of Global Warming
The definition of Global Warming - A dangerous man-made phenomenon caused by the mixture of recycled Marxist ideas and junk science.  Wear this one to class on an "Inconvenient Truth" Day. This t-shirt teaches more about the true nature of global warming than 12 years of public school will.
 

Design #PA79 Rotary Dial Phone
Bring back the rotary dial phone so I don't have to press 1 for English. A nostalgic t-shirt that brings back the memory of the good old days when people answered the phone and Americans spoke English.
 

Design #PA51 Vote Democrat It's Easier Than Working
Vote Democrat - It's easier than working. This shirt will get you dirty looks from the guy buying sirloins with his food stamps. It's also a great help in teaching your kids why anyone would ever vote for a Democrat.
 

Design #EL56 The Audacity of Hype
Could this guy get any more arrogant? The Audacity of Hype is the true story of Barack Obama, his Marxist ideas, his partying college days, and his sympathies for our enemies.
 

Design #EL60  Barack - Same Old Socialism
Che Guevera - Barack Obama - Same Old Socialism. Tired of seeing pimply faced teenagers, drinking lattes that mommy's credit card paid for, sporting their Che shirts that glorify a mass murderer? Give it back with this shirt that shows that socialism is socialism no matter how much "hope and change" you wrap it in.
 

Design #EL51 Obama Scares Me
Does the thought of Barack Hussein Obama appointing 4 supreme court justices keep you awake at night?  This shirt sends a clear message.
 

Design #EL54 Bitter American
Obama says we're all just bitter small town Americans, clinging to our guns and religion. If you're proud of it let everyone know and get the shirt.
 

Design #EL54 Terrorists For Obama
Hezbollah, Hamas, an Al Qaeda have a favorite in the 2008 presidential race and it;s not that mean nasty, blow us all up John McCain. Nothing would bring a smile to the evil-doers face like the words President Barack Obama. This shirt shows our Terrorists for Obama 2008 - Because McCain just doesn't feel our pain logo.
 

Design #EL52 I Was A Sinner
Think Obama lacks a little good judgment in who he associates with? So do we. This shirt is sure to get a laugh. I was a Sinner 'til I was saved by Reverend Wright. Wear this one to the church picnic.
 

Design #PA48 Patriotism is Contagious
Democrats desperately want to win the votes of "NASCAR Dads" They want to spread their liberal stranglehold from out of the Left Coast and their urban slums to the heart of Red State America. But how do they do it? Some suggested that they stop insulting Christianity, Southerners, traditional families, small business people and the military but that seemed a little to extreme for them. There had to be a simple solution. Surely if they just went to one of those NASCAR things they could figure it all out.  But before they ventured into the heart of crackerdom, Talledega SuperSpeedway, the Democrats advised their congressional staffers to get shots for a half dozen communicable diseases. Wouldn't want to go out among the natives without our shots now would we? Well the they forgot one important virus that is pandemic in the Red States - Patriotism.
 

Design #PA92 America's Universities
- The Last Bastion of Communism
Communism has fallen Eastern Europe,. The Soviet Union is gone. The Berlin Wall fell almost 20 years ago. So where do you go to find good old fashion communist doctrine - try the poli-sci department of your local university. America's Universities - the last bastion of communism.
 

Design #PA91 Stay Out of My Village
This one's PG-13 but our customers have been begging us to print it and hey, I think we all share this sentiment.
 

Design #PA48 Stop Illegal Immigration
Build a wall - It's not that complicated. If you build it they won't come. Well maybe they'll still try but it'd sure be a heck of a lot harder and a lot of people won't bother. At Arizona Cap we love immigrants but for some peculiar reason we think they ought to come here legally.
 

Design #EL18 Don't Be A Girlie Man
Arnold Schwarzenegger may not be everyone's idea of a conservative icon but he did say it best at the 2004 GOP Convention. "Don't Be A Girlie Man, Vote Republican." Wear this one to work and drive your favorite pansy Democrats crazy.
 

Design #PA38  War Solved
Except for Ending Slavery Nazism & Genocide, War Has Never Solved Anything.
If you are sick of the "peace" protesters and liberal leftist demonstrating  in support of terrorists around the world show them the truth.  Let everyone know you support The President, the troops and winning the War on Islamo-Fascism. 
 

Design #PA46 Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme
Social Security is a joke and it's not a funny one.  (But this shirt is)
This shirt tells the truth about the Social Security system. It's nothing a but a pyramid scheme and if you or I sold an investment like Social Security we'd go to jail. America needs to privatize it's social security system so that people can really own their retirement instead of taking IOUs from a government that's 9 trillion dollars in debt. This is a great gift for any one who values common sense.
 

Design #PA54  21 Things I Learned from Hollywood
Tired of the BS you get out of Hollywood? This shirt guarantees laughs as it outlines the liberal lies and ridiculous Anti-American and Anti-Christian stereotypes that we are bombarded with in movies and television. Once you've read this shirt you'll never see another liberal Hollywood movie without thinking of it. This shirt is a great gift for your conservative friends and family and fun conversation piece to give your liberal friends.
 

Design #PA32 Diplomacy W Style
We've had the Monroe Doctrine and Truman Doctrine and today we have Diplomacy W Style. Just imagine President Bush drafting his letter to evil-doers and contemplating the correct Arabic spelling of the word "whoop-ass".  It's a great gift for political junkies. Some folks say this is pro George W. Bush others thinks it's a anti-Bush parody. Just as long as they keep buying it ...
 

Design #EL 13  Red States God Bless America
God bless America... and the blue states too. Wear this one to work and drive the Democrats crazy. This has been a bestseller since the 2000 election, was updated with the 2004 results and again in 2008. Sadly the creep of socialism has become a trot. Celebrate what's still right about America.
 

Design #PA55 HIllary - Same Old Socialism
Che Guevera - Hillary Clinton - Same Old Socialism. Socialism is socialism even if it wear a skirt and talks with a fake southern accent.
 

Design #PA49  Conservatism
Classic conservatism. No artificial flavors added.
 

Design #PA56 How Do You Tell A Communist
Ronald Reagan was a great story teller. He could tell you a joke and teach you a lesson at the same time. Here's one of his best on this great T-shirt. "How do you tell a communist? Well it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."
 

Design #PA44  Fear Itself
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Hillary Clinton just might be Fear Itself.
 

Design #PA31  Don't Be A Jackass
Don't be a Jackass - Vote Republican. It may sound harsh but hey, we're not the ones who picked an animal who's name is synonymous with "a foolish person, a blockhead" as our mascot.
 

Design #PA50  No RINOS
RINO - Republican In Name Only. Come on GOP, if we wanted a Democrat we'd vote for one.
 

Design #PA43  The Tao of Rumsfeld
Donald Rumsfeld - Love him or hate him you have to admit he had a way with words. Here is the Tao of Rumsfeld, a collection of his best quotes. "We aren't running out of targets, Afghanistan is." "You're thinking of Europe as Germany and France. I don't. That's old Europe." "Well, the President's policy is dead or alive. And you know, I have my preference." "I don't do quagmire."
 

Design #PA45  Ultimate Democrat Joke Shirt
The Ultimate Democrat Joke Shirt features 14 of our favorite Democrat jokes. Match this up with our pocket guide to liberal jokes and you've got a great gift combo.
 

Design #PA57 Stop Vegetable Cruelty
Stop Vegetable Cruelty. Eat Meat. Somewhere in the world today is a vegetable who will wake up to find his family gone, his furrow plowed and his life at the mercy of a Ginsu Chef knife. How much longer are we going to turn a blind eye to the cruelty we inflict on plant bretheren? Make a statement with this t-shirt.
 

Design #PA58 My Wife And I
My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that the Church offers. That's right there is a vaccine that is 100% effect at preventing HIV infection. It's available from your local church or synagogue. Just take the first stage vaccine - teen celibacy and follow it up with monogamous marriage and your guaranteed a happy AIDS free life. The best part is ... it's absolutely free, but wait there's more, it also eliminates teen pregnancy, out of wed lock birth and reduces poverty and social unrest. What will God think of next?
 

Design #PA59 My Husband And I
My husband and I took an AIDS vaccine that the Church offers. That's right there is a vaccine that is 100% effect at preventing HIV infection. It's available from your local church or synagogue. Just take the first stage vaccine - teen celibacy and follow it up with monogamous marriage and your guaranteed a happy AIDS free life. The best part is ... it's absolutely free, but wait there's more, it also eliminates teen pregnancy, out of wed lock birth and reduces poverty and social unrest. What will God think of next?
 

Design #PA60 Happiness Is A Crew Served Weapon
For some folks happiness is a warm puppy. Don't get us wrong, we love puppies but a warm barrel is also pretty comforting when the bad guys at the gate.
 

Design #PA61 Reduce CO²
If CO² is really causing the end of the world shouldn't the liberals do their part to help and stop breathing? How much oxygen is Michael Moore spewing into CO² every time he walks up a flight a stairs? Reduce CO² emissions - stop liberals from breathing.
 

Design #PA63 Guns, God And Gays
Here's a message for Howard Dean and the DNC. "Democrats told me I need to stop deciding my vote on "Guns, God and Gays. I think the Democrats need to keep their hands off My Guns, My Bible and My Ass."
 

Design #PA64 United By Language
It's seems that no matter where the fight America always has two strong allies, Australia and Great Britain. This t-shirt celebrates that alliance. United By Language - Triumphant By Will. It features three great quotes from Tony Blair, John Howard and George W. Bush -
This is not a battle between the United States of America and terrorism,
but between the free and democratic world and terrorism.
Tony Blair
The terrorists are fighting freedom with all their cunning and cruelty
because freedom is their greatest fear - and they should be afraid,
because freedom is on the march.
George W. Bush
Terrorists oppose nations such as the United States and Australia
not because of what we have done but because of who we are
and because of the values that we hold in common.
John Howard

Design #PA65 Poverty Will Be Eliminated
Poverty will be eliminated the day after Stupid and Lazy are eliminated. In 1964 Lyndon Johnson declared War on Poverty. The census bureau said there were 36 million American in poveryt. 40 years and Ten Trillion (yes that's a T) dollars later the census bureau says there are now 37 million people in poverty. This T-shirt pokes a little fun at the idea that you can spend your way out of social problems.
 

Design #PA67 Putin KGB
John McCain say that when he looks in Vladimir Putin's eye he sees three letter K G B. We think he's right, so here the t-shirt. You can take the man out of the KGB but you can't take the KGB out of the man.
 

Design #PA68 Man Is Not Free - Reagan
Here is another great quote t-shirt from Ronald Reagan. Man is not free unless government is limited.
 

Design #PA69 Chappaquiddick Swim Club
Before Michael Phelps, America's most famous swimmer was Ted Kennedy. Show your friends that you belong to the club, the Chappaquiddick Swim Club. This  is great shirt to wear on your next trip to the beach.

Design #PA70 US Out of the UN
The United Nations, where Sudan was on the Human Rights Commission and Vietnam and Libya have seats on the "Security" council.  If you think it's time to get the US out of the UN, here's your t-shirt.
 

Design #PA75 Muerto Castro
Muerto Castro - Viva Cuba Libre - Celebrate the happy day when Fidel Castro is gone and Cuba is a free nation again. This shirt is a great gift for your favorite Cuban American. It's also lots of fun to wear to your communist professors' class. When Castro is dead these shirts will be gone in no time so gear up now for the Cuban Freedom Day.

 

Design #PA82 18,000 Scientists
18,000 scientists have signed The Oregon Petition stating that there is no evidence
for man-made global warming. This t-shirts tells liberals the REAL Inconvenient Truth.
WARNING - Conservativeshirts.com is not responsible for bad grades given by professors who want to punish you for wearing this shirt.

 

Design #PA84 The Sun
Ever wonder why it gets hotin the day time and cold and night? Liberals are still wondering. For the rest of us we know that The Sun  is The Source for global warming for 4.6 billion years. Here is another REAL Inconvenient Truth t-shirt to get out the message about the real source of global warming, solar and planetary cycles.
 

Design #PA85 Power to the Sheeple
Power to the Sheeple. Why think on your own when the Mainstream Media and the liberal left are perfectly happy to do it for you. 
 

Design #PA87 Borak
Borak - Communist learnings of Hussein for make benefit glorious nation of Amerikistan. Is this guy really going to be our next president? This t-shirt will get you a lot of double takes and big laughs.
 

Design #PA88 Hyphenated Americans
In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans. Conservatives don't care what color your skin is or where your great great grandfather was born. If you're tired of identity politics show it with this t-shirt.
 

Design #EL58  NOBama '08
The shirt that says it all for 2008. NObama. Not in a box not with a fox, not on a train not on a plane - sorry MSM we don't want "The One"
 

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