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Design #PA173 Twinkie Galt
Twinkie The Kid has gone Galt. You remember Twinkies right? - The little snack cakes we had when we were still a free nation with a free market?
 

Design #PA175 It's Time To Water The Liberty Tree
Patriots or Tyrants - It's time to water the old tree again.
 

Design #PA177 Stop Counterfeiting End The FED
QE2, QE3, Stimulus, the answer to every economic problem is to print more money. The greatest counterfeiter in history is our own Federal Reserve, pumping out currency by the trillion. Show your support for a dollar that means something.
 

Design #PA174 Wright Brothers You Didn't Build That.
You know Orville, You didn't build that. Entrepreneurs didn't build anything. It was the government that gave us airplanes, automobiles, computers, and the great innovations, right?
 

Design #PA162 Liberals See What They Believe.
Liberals see what they believe.
Conservatives believe what they see.
 

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Design #PA95 Nugent 2012
So the moderate candiate thing didn't work so well for us in 2008. Next time around let's go all in. Nugent 2012! Let the Motor City Mad Man clean up Washington. Ted Nugent lovers, 2nd Amendment lovers, and patriots all over will love this design.
 

Design #PA301 Embroidered SHRUG! Cap
This is the cap for every American is who is tired of working their butt off to pay for someone else's lifestyle.  It's time for Atlas to Shrug. Time for the looters to figure out how to run the country without the producers.

 

Design #PA153 Terrorist Are Like Fish
Terrorists are like fish. Life is good... until the seals show up.
 

Design #PA154 Amendment X
The Tenth Amendment. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively,
or to the people.
 

Design #PA148 Tea Party Veteran
You served your country honorably and now it's time to fight again. This time we're fighting communism at home. 
 

Design #PA147 Tea Party Marine
Semper Fi Tea Party Marine! You served your country honorably and now it's time to fight again. This time we're fighting communism at home. 
 

Design #PA152 Tea Party Air Force
You served your country honorably and now it's time to fight again. This time we're fighting communism at home. 
 

Design #PA166 The Alamo
The Alamo - So you don't have to press 1 for English. 
 

Design #PA165 I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam
Storybook politics at their worst.
 

Design #PA164 Knock Knock Kenya
Knock Knock!  Who's There? Kenya - Kenya Who? Kenya show me your birth certificate.
 

Design #PA169 Remember the Alamo T (Sand Color)
One of American History's most gallant stands. Remember the Alamo and those whose sacrifice has given us our free nation.
 

Design #PA158 America Needs Smaller Government
America needs smaller government - a simple prescription to a big problem.
 

Design #PA168 Let Us Be Shy No Longer - Reagan T
Let us be shy no longer - Ronald Reagan.
 

Design #PA160 If I Had A Dog
Obama said if he had a son, he'd look like Trayvon - well  - If I had a dog - he'd look like the dog Obama ate.
 

Design #PA157 I've Seen The Village
I've seen the village and I don't want it raising my child.
 

Design #CT11 An Armed Man Is A Citizen
An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
 

Design #CT07 When Second Count
When seconds count the police are only minutes away.
 

Design #CT14 Amendment 2 In Case The Politicians
Amendment 2 - In case the politicians ignore the others.
 

Design #PA150 If Chuck Norris Were President
Nothing says American Exceptionalism quite like Chuck.
 

Design #PA159 Occupy Some Hard Work
Occupy Some Hard Work - IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A JOB IN A STREET FULL OF SMELLY HIPPIES, WAVING RED FLAGS & CRYING ABOUT WALL STREET, TRY SOMEWHERE ELSE..
 

Design #PA161 Liberalism is the Application
Liberalism is the application of childish emotions to complex issues.
 

Design #PA170 The Best Social Program Is A Job
The Best Social Program Is A Job - Ronald Reagan.
 

Design #PA171 Offishul Birth Certifucat
This one speaks for itself.
 

Design #EL84 I Will Not Take God Out
I will not take God out of our platform. I will not take God off our coins. I will not take God out of my heart.
 

Design #PA172 Victory or Death - Travis
To the people of Texas and all Americans in the world: I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible and die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor and that of his country. Victory or death.  - William Barret Travis
 

Design #PA146 OBAMA One Big Ass Mistake America
UNEMPLOYMENT +26%, DEFICIT +25%, NATIONAL DEBT +$2.6 Trillion, BANKRUPTCIES + 3 Million, FORECLOSURES +55%. This shirt says it all...
 

Design #PA142 He's Not The ONE
Obama is not the One, not the Messiah. In fact the best biblical reference for Obama is Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few; let another take his office. The perfect shirt for people who understand who the One really is.  
 

Design #PA145 Sorry Yet?
For all of your Obama voting buddies. This one one hurts a bit but it's a question that needs asking.
 

Design #PA144 You can't fix stupid.
You can't fix stupid but you can vote it out of office.. 
 

Design #PA123 Death & Taxes - Obamacare
Ben Franklin said "in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. Now you can get them both rolled into one - Obamacare - Death & Taxes - Now In One Convenient Package!
 

Design #PA127 I Stand With Arizona-
I stand with Arizona. What part of illegal don't you understand? This shirt says it all. Illegal immigration costs Arizona almost 2 Billion  Dollars a year. 40% of Arizona's inmates are illegal aliens. 83 % of murder warrants in Arizona are for illegal aliens. Stand with Arizona. Buy this shirt!
 

Design #PA134 Embroidered I Stand With Arizona Cap
I Stand With Arizona
Poly-Cotton Twill Constructed Mid Pro-File Cap With Adjustable Fabric Strap & Buckle

Design #PA128 Deal! We stop illegal immigration
Let me get this straight. If we stop illegal immigration, no more liberals from San Francisco will come here? Deal! Support the Buycott of Arizona. Buy a conservative shirt from Arizona Cap Company's (yes we're in Arizona) conservativeshirts.com  If liberals in California want to boycott Arizona it's sounds like a classic win win deal.
 

Design #PA124 Obamacare - Granny is shovel ready -
Barack Obama promised shovel ready jobs and now he is delivering. Cut Medicade, destroy private insurance, and drive doctors from their practices  - Grandma and Grandpa will be shovel ready in no time.  Obamacare! Because Granny is just another shovel ready job!
 

Design #PA126 Reagan - Real Hope - Real Change-
Some guys are all talk. Hope this - change that. Other men walk the walk . Remind America what real hope and real change looked like.
 

Design #PA130 Sheriff Joe For President.
America's Toughest Sheriff, Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has some peculiar ideas about law and order. He thinks if you're in the US illegally you should be sent home. He thinks if you don't pay your child support you should go to jail. He thinks if you are in jail it ought to suck, so you'll get pink underwear, chain gangs and bologna sandwiches. Is it any wonder he has the highest popularity ratings of any politician in Arizona? Oh, and that Hawaii Birth Certificate, Joe says sorry, it's a fake.
 

Design #PA122 Surgeon General's Warning - Obamacare
Obamacare Causes Lost Jobs, Rationed Healthcare, Higher Premiums, Medicare Cuts, Runaway Debt, Higher Taxes and Possibly Death. Quitting Obamacare Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health and Liberty.
 

Design #PA30 Definition of a Liberal
The Definition of a Liberal - Someone so open minded that their brains have fallen out. This shirt brings a smile not just to conservatives but to everyone who's ever had to listen to the likes of Harry Reid or Al Franken.
 

Design #PA114 Come and Take It -  Black Shirt White Ink
When the liberals want your guns we're sure you'll be happy to oblige them.
 

Design #PA121 Miss Me Yet?
W may not have been everybody's favorite President but most conservatives can agree that at least didn't wake up every morning and ask himself "How can I destroy the American way of life?"
Here's the buyer's remorse shirts for all your "moderate" friends who voted for Obama.
 

Design #PA131 Retro Gold - Dont Tread On Me
This shirt features a classic distressed don't tread on me design printed ona  stylish weathered gold t-shirt.
 

Design #PA132 If Chuck Norris Was Your Scoutmaster
If Chuck Norris was your Scoutmaster... The scout handshake would be a roundhouse kick. You would need your Totin' Chip just to touch Chuck's beard. You would never climb mountains because they would flatten out when they saw Chuck coming. Knots would tie themselves in the presence of Chuck. Chuck would teach you to start fires with a magnifying glass... AT NIGHT! You could earn the Mayhem & Destruction Merit Badge. You would learn to survive 7 days eating nothing but Bear Grylls. You could pack all of your gear into Chuck's beard. You would make Eagle...TWICE!
 

Design #PA117 Global Warming Is A Lie
The facts are out there for any honest scientist or citizen to see. Mankind is not causing the Earth to warm. Climate change is a function of nature and has been occurring since long before the first man rubbed two sticks together and created smog. The Global Warming movement is a tool of the anti-capitalist Left. It's time to call it what it is - A Lie. 
 

Design #PA93 A Penny Saved....
A penny saved... is a government oversight. The leviathan that is our federal government today would make old Ben Franklin cry.
 

Design #PA120 Please Don't Tell Obama
A plea from our children who are born with $55,000 in debt and growing. Please don't tell Obama what comes after a Trillion.
 

Design #PA62 Liberalism Kills
The numbers speak for themselves -
120 Million people murdered by Communism in the 20th Century.
50 Million unborn American Babies murdered since 1973.
70 Million dead from Malaria in the Third World since the DDT ban.
32 People slaughtered at Virginia Tech where
law abiding citizens are banned from carrying firearms.
During the Clinton Administration Al Qaeda killed 6 in the First
World Trade Center Bombing, 17 in the USS Cole Bombing, 300 in the African
Embassy Bombings, & 20 in the Khobar Towers bombing - all before 9-11
 

Design #PA119 So Far... The Change Sucks
It's hard to decided what you like best about the change so far, the double digit unemployment, the skyrocketing deficits and debt, the Islamic terror on our military bases.  So far, the change sucks.
 

Design #PA118 Right Wing Extremists
The media wants to call everyone who is not left of Mao a Right Wing Extremists. We are in good company. George Washington, John Adams, & Thomas Jefferson - The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
 

Design #PA90 You voted for him. You fix it.
Ever get tired of cleaning up after liberals? This is the shirt for you. Or better yet the perfect gift for your idiot brother-in-law who is still waiting for his unicorn ride.
 

Design #PA115 Government cannot give
"Government cannot give you anything
that it has not taken from someone else." This one is a big revelation to most liberals but the government doesn't create money out of thin air... well actually it does but that's another shirt. The point is that there are no free lunches in the real world. What the government is giving to some was taken from others.
 

Design #PA112 The Audacity of Dope
"Dude - I'm like the President - This is totally awesome. Hey! Don't touch my Cheetos or I'll totally nuke you." Yes America, you really did elect a stoner President.
 

Design #PA110 Join or Die - White Shirt
In 1754, two decades before the Revolution, Benjamin Franklin published his famous Join or Die cartoon. It would become a symbol of the new American union and rallying flag for patriots.
 

Design #PA113 - I'll keep my guns and freedom
I'll keep my guns and freedom. You can keep the change. Let  all of the Obamanoids know what they can do with their change. This shirt is patriot favorite for all of you bitter clingers..
 

Design #PA109 - Don't Tread On Me
From the Gadsen Flag to the modern tea party patriots the Don't Tread On Me rattlesnake is a symbol of liberty and a warning to all those that would dare to infringe upon it.
 

Design #PA108 - Come and Take It - AR-15
The symbol of modern gun rights - come and take it. If the government wants to take your guns they have a lesson in store. 
 

Design #PA116 - Molon Labe
When the Persian tyrant Xerxes demanded the Greek army at Thermopylae  surrender their weapons, the response of the Spartan king Leonidas was "molon labe" - come and take them. For those who will never surrender their arms -  the Molon Labe shirt.
 

Design #PA100 Who Is John Galt?
Ask the question. Make America think. Are we past the point of no return?
Do conservatives need to be buying property in Galt's Gulch?
 

Design #PA104  SHRUG!
This is the shirt for every American is who is tired of working their butt off just to have their hard earned rewards redistributed. It's time for Atlas to Shrug. Time for the looters to figure out how to run the country without the producers.
 

Design #PA105  Liberty 5-3000
This shirt celebrates individual liberty. If you don't get it pick up a copy Ayn Rand's Anthem. It's a quick read and paints a picture of dystopian future that's all too possible in our age of socialism and political correctness..
 

Design #PA106  Equality  5-3000
Just for ladies, this shirt celebrates individual liberty. If you don't get it pick up a copy Ayn Rand's Anthem. It's a quick read and paints a picture of dystopian future that's all too possible in our age of socialism and political correctness..
 

Design #PA94 Ron Paul Was Right
Love him or hate him, you have to admit Ron Paul sure ends up right a lot. Right about government spending, right the Bailout, right about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac... The list goes on. As the Obama administration marches on a lot more people will be wearing this shirt.
 

Design #PA96 Don't Blame Me I Voted For Palin
Not a lot of conservatives still want to shout for McCain but Sarah Palin on the other hand... This shirt you can wear with pride and no reservations. Don't Blame Me I Voted For Palin. 
 

Design #PA97 Wall Street Got A Bailout
Wall Street got a 700 billion dollar bailout an what did you get? The bill! Look for it around April 15th. Better yet, Uncle Sam will just put it on your tab. What is that these these day about 10 Trillion? Wall Street got a bailout and all I got was the bill. This shirt is a bipartisan hit.
 

Design #PA98 Reaganomics - Obamanomics
Reaganomics - Trickle down wealth or a rising tide lifts all boats. Obamanomics - Trickle up poverty or robbing Peter to pay Paul. Think of this as a 100% cotton pre-shrunk economics lesson.
 

Design #EL71 Palin 2012 Angels
Palin 2012 - No draggin' the old man with me this time. Get ready to set Sarah loose and watch out for the collateral damage.
 

Design #PA99 Not A Citizen - Not My President
If you were so lucky as to one day become elected president of the United States but millions of people thought you were ineligible because you were not a natural born citizen, you'd just pull out a copy of your birth certificate and shut them up once and for all wouldn't you?... Well unless you were born in Kenya.
 

Design #PA101 Why Does Change Seem So Familiar
Hope & Change! - New ideas like central planning, redistribution of wealth, and a domestic police force - Why do Obama's new ideas all seem so familiar? Here's a chance to educate some of those youngsters who were still in diapers when the Berlin Wall fell.
 

Design #PA102 The Only Change You Can Believe In
If you have a job, pay taxes, and work hard to raise a family, Barack Obama and the liberals have a plan for you - Change! You send them all you've got and they'll send you the change.
 

Design #PA103 Sometimes History Is Just A Bad Rerun
So we tried hard not make the comparison. We bit our tongues and gave him the benefit of the doubt but after the Nuremberg stage in Denver, and the chanting, saluting youth corps in Chicago it was just too much, too many flags (not American of course) posters of dear leader and vapid speeches. So let the liberals flame away but here's our rerun T.
 

Design #EL57 Obama & Osama - Just A Little B.S.
This shirt has been driving liberals crazy for years.  It's a real laugh getter.
(It's a joke Lefties - you know like Michael Dukakis's candidacy - save your hate mail for the Boy Scouts or Homeschoolers)
Since they have no sense of humor, no respect for the 1st amendment, and nothing better to do (job, family, service)  the liberals actually protested this t-shirt.
 Are we really saying Obama is a mass murderer? No, but his anti-American rants, cut and run foreign policy and choices in headwear had a bit in common with a certain finger wagging jihadi we all know. Yes, we know Osama's dead. Thank you Seals! But people still get a kick out of this shirt.
 

Design #PA77 Uncle Sam Wants English
We live in the Great American Melting Pot. We love legal immigrants and can't blame anyone for wanting to be American so all we're asking is one simple thing - Speak English. This isn't Quebec. We don't do the two language thing here. Whether you just got off the plane from Ethiopia, your ancestors came on the Mayflower or your Great Great Grandpa came from Shanghai to lay railroad track we can all have some things in common - Life, Liberty the Pursuit of Happiness and English!
 

Design #PA76 Trust The Government
Government healthcare? No thanks. If we want to know how much we can trust the government just ask our Indian friends. The government's promises work out so well for them. This shirt featuring our "You can trust the government just ask an Indian." logo is on eof our few bi-partisan hits.
 

Design #PA80 Stop Global Whining
The liberals tell us we can stop global whining if we all just get rid of our cars and air conditioning, destroy the free market system and live like cavemen. Nice plan, but what can you do stop global WHINING? Buy this shirt. Slow reading Liberals start to smile when they see but their smile soon gets turned upside down. At conservativeshirts.com we're grateful to Al Gore for inventing the internet but the world will be a better place when he stops his Global Whining. Stop Global Whining - Gag A Liberal
 

Design #PA86 Keeping the Dream Alive
Uncle Joe Stalin was getting a little down in the dumps towards the end of the 20th century. Communism was collapsing everywhere and his own Soviet Union was no more. But alas from the heartland of America the Democrat party is offering up hope for a Soviet future. Barack & Hillary - Keeping the Dream alive for Communists from Berkley to wherever in Hell Stalin lives these days.
 

Design #PA81 Definition of Global Warming
The definition of Global Warming - A dangerous man-made phenomenon caused by the mixture of recycled Marxist ideas and junk science.  Wear this one to class on an "Inconvenient Truth" Day. This t-shirt teaches more about the true nature of global warming than 12 years of public school will.
 

Design #PA79 Rotary Dial Phone
Bring back the rotary dial phone so I don't have to press 1 for English. A nostalgic t-shirt that brings back the memory of the good old days when people answered the phone and Americans spoke English.
 

Design #PA51 Vote Democrat It's Easier Than Working
Vote Democrat - It's easier than working. This shirt will get you dirty looks from the guy buying sirloins with his food stamps. It's also a great help in teaching your kids why anyone would ever vote for a Democrat.
 

Design #EL56 The Audacity of Hype
Could this guy get any more arrogant? The Audacity of Hype is the true story of Barack Obama, his Marxist ideas, his partying college days, and his sympathies for our enemies.
 

Design #EL60  Barack - Same Old Socialism
Che Guevera - Barack Obama - Same Old Socialism. Tired of seeing pimply faced teenagers, drinking lattes that mommy's credit card paid for, sporting their Che shirts that glorify a mass murderer? Give it back with this shirt that shows that socialism is socialism no matter how much "hope and change" you wrap it in.
 

Design #EL51 Obama Scares Me
Does the thought of Barack Hussein Obama appointing 4 supreme court justices keep you awake at night?  This shirt sends a clear message.
 

Design #PA149 Bitter Small Town American
Obama says we're all just bitter small town Americans, clinging to our guns and religion. If you're proud of it let everyone know and get the shirt.
 

Design #EL52 I Was A Sinner
Think Obama lacks a little good judgment in who he associates with? So do we. This shirt is sure to get a laugh. I was a Sinner 'til I was saved by Reverend Wright. Wear this one to the church picnic.
 

Design #PA48 Patriotism is Contagious
Democrats desperately want to win the votes of "NASCAR Dads" They want to spread their liberal stranglehold from out of the Left Coast and their urban slums to the heart of Red State America. But how do they do it? Some suggested that they stop insulting Christianity, Southerners, traditional families, small business people and the military but that seemed a little to extreme for them. There had to be a simple solution. Surely if they just went to one of those NASCAR things they could figure it all out.  But before they ventured into the heart of crackerdom, Talledega SuperSpeedway, the Democrats advised their congressional staffers to get shots for a half dozen communicable diseases. Wouldn't want to go out among the natives without our shots now would we? Well the they forgot one important virus that is pandemic in the Red States - Patriotism.
 

Design #PA92 America's Universities
- The Last Bastion of Communism
Communism has fallen Eastern Europe,. The Soviet Union is gone. The Berlin Wall fell almost 20 years ago. So where do you go to find good old fashion communist doctrine - try the poli-sci department of your local university. America's Universities - the last bastion of communism.
 

Design #PA91 Stay Out of My Village
This one's PG-13 but our customers have been begging us to print it and hey, I think we all share this sentiment.
 

Design #PA48 Stop Illegal Immigration
Build a wall - It's not that complicated. If you build it they won't come. Well maybe they'll still try but it'd sure be a heck of a lot harder and a lot of people won't bother. At Arizona Cap we love immigrants but for some peculiar reason we think they ought to come here legally.
 

Design #EL18 Don't Be A Girlie Man
Arnold Schwarzenegger may not be everyone's idea of a conservative icon but he did say it best at the 2004 GOP Convention. "Don't Be A Girlie Man, Vote Republican." Wear this one to work and drive your favorite pansy Democrats crazy.
 

Design #PA38  War Solved
Except for Ending Slavery Nazism & Genocide, War Has Never Solved Anything.
If you are sick of the "peace" protesters and liberal leftist demonstrating  in support of terrorists around the world show them the truth.  Let everyone know you support The President, the troops and winning the War on Islamo-Fascism. 
 

Design #PA46 Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme
Social Security is a joke and it's not a funny one.  (But this shirt is)
This shirt tells the truth about the Social Security system. It's nothing a but a pyramid scheme and if you or I sold an investment like Social Security we'd go to jail. America needs to privatize it's social security system so that people can really own their retirement instead of taking IOUs from a government that's 9 trillion dollars in debt. This is a great gift for any one who values common sense.
 

Design #PA54  21 Things I Learned from Hollywood
Tired of the BS you get out of Hollywood? This shirt guarantees laughs as it outlines the liberal lies and ridiculous Anti-American and Anti-Christian stereotypes that we are bombarded with in movies and television. Once you've read this shirt you'll never see another liberal Hollywood movie without thinking of it. This shirt is a great gift for your conservative friends and family and fun conversation piece to give your liberal friends.
 

Design #PA32 Diplomacy W Style
We've had the Monroe Doctrine and Truman Doctrine and today we have Diplomacy W Style. Just imagine President Bush drafting his letter to evil-doers and contemplating the correct Arabic spelling of the word "whoop-ass".  It's a great gift for political junkies. Some folks say this is pro George W. Bush others thinks it's a anti-Bush parody. Just as long as they keep buying it ...